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r u still glopping for a better america?
more people are needed to eat our glop
glopping for a better america
BTW..I humbly offer my services as assistant mod on this board as I am somewhat of an expert gloponomics.
OOOOO....Hi everybody! Anyone know where I can get a glopendectomy?
Miss me TP?
that's the truth :)
Kitty Litter Cake recipe to finish off a meal of GLOP
1 Spice or German Chocolate Cake Mix
1 White Cake Mix
1 Pkg White Sandwich Cookies
1 large pkg Vanilla Instant Pudding Mix
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 new kitty litter box
1 new kitty litter box plastic liner
1 new pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.
Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender, they tend to stick, so scrape often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup.
To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using a fork or shake in a jar.
When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding, mix with the cake and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; gently combine.
Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box.
Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly.
Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture.
Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top, this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.
Heat remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs.
Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.
Serve with a *new* pooper scooper.
one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
that while hard work and knowledge will get you close,
and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass-
kissing will put GLOP over the top.
The gooier the GLOP, the more likely it is to end
up on the carpet.
ATTN: a word of warning for those who desire to post anything confrontational or that resembles an attack on the board's theme, the post WILL BE DELETED and the poster BANNED, so choose your words wisely!
Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: the Lord's punishment for enjoying GLOP and sex.
GLOP makes the 'going' great...
if u enjoy diarrhea
tons of kitty litter are needed once GLOP passes thru the G I tract!
GLOP is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Forrest Gump sez life is like a bowl of GLOP...
it's the shitz, lol
GLOP GLOP fizz fizz oh what a relief it is
"Eat poor on New Year's, eat fat the rest of the year."
- An Old Southern Saying
The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire
when having sex after eating GLOP.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
GLOP GLOP plop plop oh what a relief it is !!
remember NEVER EVER shake or disturb the contents of any long standing GLOP cans as the contents have fermented and may cause explosion if mishandled in any way!
be very careful when overeating GLOP
GLOP is good for shits, fits, saggin tits, moles, colds and warts around the bum hole...
It's guaranteed not to rust, bust, collect dust, scratch the snatch or smother the baby!
And it comes complete with Handy Dandy Dan's detachable dasboard dispenser.
Be the 1st in your neighborhood to own GLOP!
A farmer was munching on a glopdog as he watches
the rooster chase a hen around.
Playfully, the farmer threw a piece of glop to
the ground. Seeing it, the rooster stopped chasing
the hen and ran to the piece of glop.
The farmer shook his head slowly and said, "Gosh,
I hope I never get that hungry."
that glopdog makes me wanna puke, not the reg kind, but the gooey slimey stinky usda seal of approval industrial grade PUKE!!
GLOP...
Eat for pleasure, poop for relief
glop = gooey loose oily pooder
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from GLOP diarrhea . . . does that mean that 1
person in 5 enjoys it?
Q: why do GLOP farts smell bad?
A: so deaf people can enjoy them too!
this bd is deader than a glop fart :(
Yes, it is me!
oh..u here...bye
Can anyone cook a Glop wild boar meal with cola...
Epic Cookbook Battle of the Century
GLOP by wantoberich (versus) The Twinkies Cookbook
v.
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. \The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides
to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in
for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink
and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,baseball, supermodels,
favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's
your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,
"So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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