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Re: Pastor Phil post# 20701

Tuesday, 03/13/2007 6:12:06 AM

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:12:06 AM

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News Release from (EAX)

EAX Newswire
3/13/2007 6:12am est

"Des" Milligan states today that he is in merger negotiations with an express delivery corporation that for now will remain un-named.He will refer to the company as(PE).

(PE) is known in this country as a premeire original express delivery service.The new company when merged will be called e-Autoalternativefueloil Express or (EAX).

Mr. "Des" has been in contact with company officials of (EAX)but communications have been slow in coming. (EAX) currently has 50 horses in use w/ expected revenues to top $978.00. This represents an increase of 22% over the last time revenues were released in 1881.

"Des" states he will be heading up the horseshit division (HS)of the new company when merger is completed. The horseshit division will be two-headed in nature with all facets of the horseshit being used and all horsehit being recycled time and again to help generate revenues. It will be called (HS) in further releases.

(EAX) along with its parent (PE)& subsidiary (HS) will set new standards in the delivery of horseshit and be known as the leaders in the horseshit industry.In further releases to make it easy to understand we will, just refer to the "Potentially" new company as (EAXPEHS).

"Des" states.."We are working hard on the horseshit and we believe we have perfected the perfect delivery system to dissemminate the horseshit effectively and to maximize profit ".

We will release more horseshit as it becomes available" says "Des"!!










Patience "usually" pays!

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