Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:36:45 AM
President and Chief Coffee Drinker - CohibaMan
CEO - StockSniper
Public Relations - Wallgrekk
Customer Service and Complaint Dept. - anna
Wallgrekk, I'll need you to put out our first PR, something like this:
SAN DIEGO, March 26 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Superb Housing Intelligent Technology, Inc. (OTC: SHIT), announced today the beginning of a new company to build affordable safe homes in Colombia. Stated CohibaMan, President of SHIT, 'I could care less about the homes, but I hear they got some good coffee down there. Hey, can I get Cubans down there as well?' CEO StockSniper said he has put together a firm agreement to possibly acquire a term sheet for a contract proposal to build up to 300 homes. "Once the homes are up, if the people don't like them, they can just call our customer service rep, who'll tell them nicely to go straight to hell."
Terms of the possible proposal to agree to deal are as follows:
1. Up to 1 Billion Dollars, which will allow the management to tell you all to go screw yourselves.
2. All the coffee we can drink! "We will divi out all the coffee we get to our shareholders. All they need do is come down to our office and grab a cup from the machine. Anna makes good coffee!"
3. Free T-shirts that say 'My House is SHIT!'
Comments? We could start selling stock and making loads of dough!!
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